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Say Owt Slam #18 25th Nov 2017 @ The Basement, York
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Durham @ TTEST 12th
Leeds @ Workshop Theatre 17th
Hydra Bookshop 18th
Derby Theatre 20th
Harrogate Theatre 23-24th
London @ Ovalhouse 25-27th
Nerd Punk Boom Launch 28th April (venue tbc)
Spoken Weird 3rd May, Halifax
Gong Fu Poets 31st May, Durham
Tuesday, 6 June 2017
The Shy Tory Factor
In the echoy community centre, like blue meerkats, they checked no one was watching.
That afternoon they kicked a homeless man, but they didn't make eye contact whilst they did so.
The Shy Tories marched into the school, and stole the children's meals.
Peas and carrots cascaded across the floor, as the children clutched their spectre-thin stomachs.
But the Shy Tories had needed take a deep breath beforehand, to steady their nerves.
The Shy Tories jeered at a woman in a wheelchair, quoting invented facts.
But it was a woman they already knew, because the Shy Tories found it difficult to meet new people.
The Shy Tories ended their evening by Privatising the NHS.
Shy Tories find it uncomfortable to leave the house, so sold it off from the security of their own mansions.
"Are you coming out to be Strong & Stable?" guffawed the Proper Tories, who strode along the streets with great big steel scissors used for cutting up the public sector.
"No" the Shy Tories muttered before having a little cry, for their scissors were very small.
The Shy Tories peeked their heads out of the Polling Booth
And condemned both the old and the youth.