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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VANDAL RAPTOR? UK tour
Find The Right Words, Leicester : 16th May
The Hovel Session, York: 25th May
Gong Fu Poets, Coxhoe: 31st May
Depresstival Presents..., London: 3rd June
Off Yours!, Leeds: 6th June
Good Shout, Peterborough: 13th June
Supporting Jollyboat, Knaresborough: 22nd June
Brig-Aid Fundraiser, Fruit, Hull: 23rd June
Slam Dunk, Hastings: 28th June
Word Club, Leeds: 29th June
Verse Matters, Sheffield, 5th July
Say Owt @ Deer Shed Festival, 21st July
Say Owt @ Great Yorkshire Fringe, York: 25th July
Working Title, Lancaster, 26th July
Poetry Jam, Durham: 4th October
Friday, 30 June 2017
Tuesday, 27 June 2017
Tuesday, 20 June 2017
Monday, 12 June 2017
Tuesday, 6 June 2017
In the echoy community centre, like blue meerkats, they checked no one was watching.
That afternoon they kicked a homeless man, but they didn't make eye contact whilst they did so.
The Shy Tories marched into the school, and stole the children's meals.
Peas and carrots cascaded across the floor, as the children clutched their spectre-thin stomachs.
But the Shy Tories had needed take a deep breath beforehand, to steady their nerves.
The Shy Tories jeered at a woman in a wheelchair, quoting invented facts.
But it was a woman they already knew, because the Shy Tories found it difficult to meet new people.
The Shy Tories ended their evening by Privatising the NHS.
Shy Tories find it uncomfortable to leave the house, so sold it off from the security of their own mansions.
"Are you coming out to be Strong & Stable?" guffawed the Proper Tories, who strode along the streets with great big steel scissors used for cutting up the public sector.
"No" the Shy Tories muttered before having a little cry, for their scissors were very small.
The Shy Tories peeked their heads out of the Polling Booth
And condemned both the old and the youth.
Over the last 7 years I’ve been drawn towards Anarchism and the deconstruction of the Westminster hierarchy. I know the Labour manifesto is far from perfect, Corbyn himself still, highly problematic and essentially we’re voting for bigger cages and longer chains in a capitalist system. But the Tories want to see the working class die. They want to see disabled people die. Refugees die. Abused women die. The homeless die. They actively want that. Why else would their policies exist? They are a poisonous fog, and the electorate are getting lost within their toxic rhetoric. Sorry Tories, you're the Bad Guys.
Sunday, 4 June 2017
Then I broke my spine picking up the gigantic bill
I guess that’s what happens when the NHS is privatised
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t wear a tie
I’d go to the museum, but there isn’t one
I’ll just stay home, watch re-runs instead
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn is a Socialist Communist Marxist Red
The only work was making sure the people get deported
I’m starting to learn we should have looked after one another
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn collects drainhole covers
Instead of inspired he just looked tired
Constant cuts and exams don't give him the skills he needs to know
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because of what Jeremy Corbyn said 30 years ago
But more punk and ska quite appeals to me
80% of the media is owned by 5 billionaires and the BBC are a highly paid Tory-team
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t Sing God Save The Queen
But the person there said, sorry, just checking…
Are you really starving because we have some Nurses going hungry?
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn is a bit scruffy
When everyone’s just dying to get the Red Button and push it?
And kill millions in a British Nuclear Apocalypse when the bombs are released?
But I couldn’t vote for Labour because Jeremy Corbyn wanted peace
I wanted to scaremonger but I’m not really sure where this is going
I guess, as Britain felt the stranglehold of 5 more years of austerity
I probably shouldn’t have voted for Theresa May because she’s a heartless Tory.